Welcome back to Midweek Goodgym Live with Bob Bigglestone and Bob Murtough. This week, a tricky away fixture at fixture More2 Childcare. Not far to travel for this one, Bob.

No need to board the team bus, Bob.

No indeed, Bob. There was plenty to do - gardening, digging up soil, cutting back vines, and putting up a trellis.

And some fruit, I hear Bob.

Yes, apricots! Usually two bob a bowl, Bob.

Did I see some pears, too?

Well until they got pruned themselves.

Prunes as well?

Forget it Bob. But you’re right, I cut down two pears. But you know what they say, pear in the hand is worth two in the bin.

Shame we had none in hand, though.

Anyway, the evening started with a whizz round for ideas for upcoming socials.

Ever been on a social, Bob?

Went to a Bangladeshi restaurant once. Waiter came over after a few minutes and said ‘curry okay?’ I said I might do Summer Nights after I finish this.

Not sure that joke works on paper, Bob.

Not sure it works at all, Bob.

Speaking of paper, we had a strong line up this week. Bit of squad rotation saw a few changes from last week’s match.

Some solid work at the back saw the soil transformed. Reminiscent of penalty areas in the 70s, Bob.

Certainly was, Bob. And some cracking work up front from Marta and Jenny saw the trellis take pride of place.

Looking forward to cleaning up at the Woolwich Works garden next week, Bob.

Any chance of a free comedy ticket, Bob?

Hedge tickets are probably your best bet, Bob.